Dear Alice,

Not that you haven’t established yourself as a McDougall-Foster in every way, but if there was ever any doubt of your status as a member of our clan, it was dissolved just now when I changed your diaper and found a dog hair stuck between your little butt cheeks.

Welcome to the family, baby girl.

Love Mummy

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